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20 Questions Part 2

Here are the next 10 questions from this post.
I know you've been sitting by the computer, updating your browser every hour, anxiously awaiting my answers.
Wait no longer, dear reader!

Here they are:
11. The best piece of advice you actually followed?
Don't chew on tinfoil.
12. The best thing you ever bought, stole, or borrowed?
Tinfoil.
13. You feel best in Armani or Levis or…?
Doesn't Armani make denim pants now?
14. Your dinner guest at the Ritz would be?
Me, Myself and Irene. Wait. I don't know Irene.
15. Time travel: where, when and why?
Back to late 70's to make myself NOT wear polyester. I think that is where the allergy began.
17. Essential to life: coffee, vodka, cigarettes, chocolate, or…?
This is no laughing matter because chocolate does matter.
18. Environ of choice: city or country, and where on the map?
Country anywhere. With a herd of brown cows so my kids can have all the chocolate milk they want.
19. What do you want to say to the leader of your country?
I didn't vote for you.
20. Last but certainly not least, what are you working on, now?
My Oscar acceptance speech. Or a padded room. Whichever is more attractive at the time.

20 Questions. Well, 10 Questions today.

I was visiting a friends blog and read her 20 questions post. She got the idea from an interview with Dave Barry. Both answers were insightful to me, the reader.
I want to post my 20 questions.
Only, I'm only going to post 10 today so it's not really 20 because my brain is much smaller and can only think so much in one day. If I answered all 20 in one sitting the answers would become random like, "my cats like to eat pigs" or "my name is Inigo Montonya." Trust me. It will be worth the wait.


1. The latest book or movie that made you cry?
I know this one! Never mind, I forgot.
2. The fictional character most like you?
I seem to identify with the tall, blond, kick butt, gun toting types.
3. The greatest album, ever?
My high school concert band vinyl record. It's in absolute excellent condition. If you're interested in purchasing said record, email me.
4. Star Trek or Star Wars?
Is this a trick question?
5. Your ideal brain food?
Dark chocolate. PB M&Ms. Dove chocolate. PB cups. Um, is there a trend here?
6. You’re proud of this accomplishment, but why?
I took 3rd place in Debate. I took 3rd place in Monologues. I took 3rd place in poetry contest. I took 3rd place in First Page contest. Is there a trend here??!
7. You want to be remembered for…?
My cute ear lobes.
8. Of those who’ve come before, the most inspirational are?
Branden Sanderson. Oops. He's not dead. The pressure to come up with a name! Oh! Cinderella! She was humble and kind which proves nice wins!
9. The creative masterpiece you wish bore your signature?
The Delicate Arch. I really did make that one. Well, I helped. Then I signed it on the very tippy top.
10. Your hidden talents…?
I make a mean possessed clam.